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This is a fun week on optimization.ca blog and we’ll be dropping some post in hopes they’ll put a smile on your face

After reading Wiep Link Building post on funny spam mail headlines, I quickly dug though my spam filter. Wiep got some funny lines, so we tried to pick out funny headlines as well.

Plane crashes into White House, injuring hundreds

Clinton shot in public

Grow a horse’s tail

Terrorist attack on the White House kills Vice President

Young nymphos love my hot rod, they rock and suck all night long.

As you add more volume to your package, you’ll spend plenty of unforgettable nights!

Make your thing as big as life

Your organ enhancement pack at cheaper rates

Upsize your organ easily, no side effects

I sense the smallness in you, come over to the large side now.

Touch her deepest feelings with your new big instrument!

Male feature worthy of Casanova!

Don’t give your large lollipops to all the kids in town

Americans proud to grown an extra inch

And the Top 10 from Wiep:

10. 21st century is the century for big penises.

Ok, so you’re just advising me to keep up with the modern trends?

9. Prove your manliness! Take ÜberDik and be a man!

I have to give this company some credits for that brilliantly selected brand name…

8. Have you ever heard this, “Gush! Your penis is so small!”?

Ehm… No?

7. Try it now and shock all your friends with your tool.

I guess just showing my tool is already enough to shock them…

6. Nothing can seduce women faster than a big penis.

Tried this in a night club. Didn’t work…

5. 25% discount on your penis!

Something like buy 4 extra Inches and only pay for 3?

4. Satisfy all big cock lovers with Penis Enlarge Patch.

There’s a patch for it?!? It’s like Windows Vista!

3. Be proud to change your underwear on public.

Isn’t that kind of illegal?

2. Does your Mr. Winkie need upgrading? Our offer will interest you.

Mr. Winkie 2.1 Beta. It already sounds interesting, what’s the offer?

1. Men with big penises go to heaven!

Nearly made me buy that blue crap. Nearly…